A major shampoo explosion has rocked an unwary traveler's luggage at Rihakuru International Airport (RIA). Officials confirmed the incident with the following statement:
"At approximately 3:15pm today airport security stopped a traveler whose luggage was leaking some unknown, slippery substance that smelled amazing. After an investigation by airport detectives we discovered that the source of the leak was a bottle of shampoo that had seemingly exploded inside the traveler's luggage. We are still trying to assess the damage caused by this unfortunate incident. Our thoughts and prayers are with the victim."
The luggage belonged to Ukrainian national Petrov Laderinza, 37, who had arrived in the Maldives for holiday. "I'm still in shock," he said speaking to reporters and clearly distraught from the ordeal. "It was a jumbo sized bottle, too. Now it's everywhere. All my clothes need to be washed..... and they smell amazing."
Managing Director of RIA Ahmed Gulsham urged travelers to be more careful when packing toiletries. "Incidents like this do not affect just one person," he said. "Think of everyone involved today. The airport detectives, security officials, the janitors who had to clean it up.... and maybe even some wannabe reporter who's writing this story. All this pain could have been avoided if Mr. Laderinza had just secured his toiletries properly. And more importantly, what brand was that shampoo? It smelled amazing."
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